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Friday, December 5, 2008

Things I can't do when I've pulled something in my neck

1. Successfully wash my hair
2. Put my headphones on
3. Turn. At all.
4. Flag a cab
5. Laugh
6. Acknowledge the cute guy to my left
7. Lie down without making pained, strangled sounds
8. Acknowledge the cute guy to my right
9. Feed my cats (definitely no good repercussions from this one)
10. Dance like a fool

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